Chaos Engines and Aritzia Mania

plus: a programming note within

Two 25-year-olds could be elected to Congress, a historical rarity; Gen Zers are hoping for a housing market crash so they can afford to buy a home (I mean, same?); and — unrelatedly — Gen Z is the most materialistic living generation.

A quick lil’ note: There will be no newsletters next week because I’m getting married! I’ll see you back here on the 27t…