Demographic Timebombs and Dior Birkenstocks

"literally the scariest place on earth"

WWD declares Dior Birkenstocks a “must-have” for winter; Hailey Bieber is in the next Miu Miu campaign wearing what looks to be a mini skirt made of cut-off men’s chinos; Lauren Spencer-Smith is Gen Z’s new favorite breakup balladeer; and you can buy the jeans that Julia Fox wore to Paris Fashion Week on Amazon right now (or you could have, if they hadn…