Jump Scares and Soft Hands

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Ella Emhoff's "Soft Hands" is not your average knitting club; Taylor Swift breaks Spotify record for the most-streamed album in a single day with ‘1989 (Taylor’s Version)’; Five Nights At Freddy’s jump-scares Taylor and Scorsese at the weekend box office; and and a guide to the famous NFL girlfriends not named Taylor.

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