Mid-iocrity and Sleepyheads

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Megan Thee Stallion’s “Hiss” debuts at No.1; Post Malone and Florence + The Machine will be featured on Taylor Swift’s ‘The Tortured Poets Department’; and Martin Scorsese and daughter Francesca are taking their TikTok act to the Super Bowl.

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