Good afternoon! Young Thug announced a new album coming this Friday, Sally Rooney’s next book sounds like Sally Rooney’s last books, “trendy millennials” have apparently “discovered” cannabis, and…

AVON MAKES TIKTOK DEBUT AS PART OF ‘DIGITAL TRANSFORMATION’
From Avon lady to Avon…bae-by? (Worth noting: Vayner is behind it.) adweek

THESE SHEETS OF DEHYDRATED BODY WASH WILL DISSOLVE IN YOUR SHOWER
A new company called Plus, founded by Starface founder / Gen Z whisperer Julie Schott, is coming for your bath gel. hypebae

NIKE IS LAUNCHING AN IN-HOUSE PRE-OWNED PROGRAM
Obviously created with Goat/Stockx/Depop-obsessed teens (of which their are many) in mind. glossy

TINDER APPOINTS FORMER PIZZA HUT CMO AMID PUSH FOR GEN Z USERS
Because teens, presumably, love Pizza Hut. I guess? I’m not sure, but now I am craving deep dish pizza. bloomberg

GEN Z IS GOING TO HAVE A HARD TIME GETTING RICH
Millennials can’t get rich because of avocado toast, but Gen Z can’t get rich because…they can only expect 2% returns on their investment portfolios compared to 5% returns of older people. (OK, but how many Gen Zers have investment portfolios? In this economy?) insider